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Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML
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Kraft92 8

Maybe she'll wanna lay on them and play with your Woody? I'm sorry, that was horrible.

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sparklerainbow 5

Buzz Lightyear is sexy and the biggest turn on for girls...have fun! ;)

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monster_tamer 11

Buzz lightyear? Horrible. Should'a grown up and picked Naruto or Bleach sheets instead!

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GuardGirl126 9

Have you ever heard of a dryer? Best way to dry sheets! ;)

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Tsujionmai 1

Gotta love the classic Disney Movies :3

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bowser_rawr16 13

I still have my Lion King sheets and comforter that I sleep with every now and then.

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SitoXSlayer 0

Umm **** that because I have winnie the pooh and piglet on a comforter on my bed right now.

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oddsinourfavor 2

You should be proud to have buzz lightyear

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magnetic_aura 26

She's YOUR girlfriend. She's got to know your quirkier facets. I'm sure she'd think the sheets were cute!

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lucasj23 11

this makes no sense. your sheets wouldn't dry fast enough for what?

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