Man *****

By Anonymous - 03/12/2021 07:58

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Today, I found out I’m going to be a father, twice over, with two different women. Sisters, in fact. Only one of those sisters is my wife. Should I flee abroad, or walk calmly towards the firing squad straight away? FML
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Anderling 32

So you ****** your wife’s sister and knocked her up, permanently shattering their family relationship the second your wife finds out, and you’re seriously here to whine for sympathy? Dude.

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RichardPencil 30

Stick around and be ready to be called "Uncle Daddy." Living with your mistake is probably the most fitting punishment.

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

So I'm assuming this is because you intentionally cheated on your wife? You did bad dude, you deserve everything ya get and honestly so does her sister. Be a better father than husband.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Hope your job pays well, and you got some (disclosed) investments that earn well. Definitely going to need it to pay child support in perpetuity. Or if you can't, you'll go to jail anyway and Tiny and Momo will take care of you. And FFS get a vasectomy. Castration probably would be useless; there wasn't much there to begin with. But hey, it can't hurt- much.

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Farmer1995 4

Be a man, strait to the firing squad

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