Neighbours and Miscellaneous: Mad lad

Mad lad

By its still broken - 11/06/2015 00:13 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my neighbor came over to borrow my lawnmower. As I have previously loaned it to him and he returned it broken, I refused. He then promptly ate the strawberries off my daughter's small strawberry plant and stormed off. FML

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By scully11 - 02/08/2011 18:36 - Canada

Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML

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By petra84 - 22/10/2012 22:34 - United States - Evans

Today, I let a friend borrow a power saw. When I found it on my porch later, the blade was missing and the cord was cut. Looking closer, I realized it was his saw. He kept my new one. He totally denies that he switched them and now won't answer his door. FML

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By racking-leaves - 14/11/2012 19:55 - United States

Today, after spending 3 hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2019 04:01 - United States

Today, I mowed our lawn without being asked. My sister wouldn't stop yelling at me for not checking with her, because she wanted the grass to get long enough to "play jungle" in. My mom sided with her. FML

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By trees - 24/07/2013 16:44 - United States - Waupaca

Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2012 08:30 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 13/06/2015 12:42 - United States - Huntingtown

Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML

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By Arthur - 07/05/2014 19:16 - United States

Today, my neighbor scolded me for "allowing" her son to be bitten by one of my dogs. This would be reasonable, except for the fact that her kid had jumped my fence and tried to steal a rattle out of my daughter's hands. FML

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By Jon - 05/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics, I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML

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EclipseCandy6 24

Thursday 11 June 2015 11:28

You should kick him in HIS berries

IniestaRox 21

Thursday 11 June 2015 11:27

Well, that was berry meanest.

Comments

Soundslikeothers 15

Thursday 11 June 2015 12:07

I hope they weren't ripe!

ohSNAPyall 26

Thursday 11 June 2015 12:10

That's the last straw-berry!

ColonelCusswords 24

Thursday 11 June 2015 12:13

Some people are pieces of shit and some people are shit takers. Every now and then a shit taker kicks a piece of shit into a street and hits it with a car. Do that

91hayek 31

Thursday 11 June 2015 12:16

lmao this is hilarious! Sorry about the strawberries, but how does one exactly storm off after eating something? Did he glare the whole time he was chewing? This is some Nat Geo Animal Planet wilder-beast level anger. So childish.

daemonsparta 16

Thursday 11 June 2015 12:22

some people's children

Bernadetta 12

Thursday 11 June 2015 12:36

Go to his garden and destroy something and you also have to build a fence to be sure that he will not come back

leogachi 15

Thursday 11 June 2015 12:53

He ate the strawberries because you allowed him to. What would he have done if you stopped him? Probably just whined like a child, because he certainly behaves like one, so that's on you.

mistress_paz 30

Thursday 11 June 2015 13:05

You get friendly with people then they turn on you after getting a sense of entitlement to using your stuff. I live in an apartment, but keep to myself--getting to know the neighbors is clearly overrated.

swanheart 35

Thursday 11 June 2015 13:16

He ATE your daughter's strawberries? Oh man, there's no way to recover from that wicked burn, you may as well move! Just FYI that's not me saying you're overreacting, that's me saying your neighbour is pathetic