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By Katie - 20/02/2011 08:35 - Reserved

Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML
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w2z1 0

Was he a...sneaky snake?!?!

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mintcar 9

That's really scary. How the hell did a snake get into your house? You should clearly find a way to get rid of this angry snake before it gets too comfortable in your cozy room.

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maraach_fml 0

Mother******* snakes on a mother******* bed?

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itsfaithbabyy 0

LOLLL I've had it with these mother******* snakes on this mother******* bed!

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allmidnighteyes 10

You know, you don't have to censor yourself for FML. There's no word censor here. Watch. ****ity ****-**** ****balls ****ing Mc****erton from ****erville. edit: **** YOU WORD CENSOR. ****ing ****s

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tencentsakiss 19

Snakes can squeeze into some really small places. I doubt a closed door would stop them.

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grdianknight 0

what makes you so sure it was angry? you obviously made it out ok, but that would be something I wouldn't want wake up to. fyl

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gatiekatie 0

because it was jumping an trying bite me haha

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

If you had a snake "jumping an trying bite" you in your room than my suggestion would be to call the news because it's not really a common thing for snakes to jump. At this point there is only really one snake that is even considered to have the ability to.

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reptileguy1296 0

Are you talking about the Paradise Tree Snake of Central America?

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sandiiiiiii 0

Omg I'd be so scared.

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MeganDizzy95 0

i am deathly afraid of snakes. FYL Op. that must have been TERRIBLE

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tenniscrazy2 6

I agree, there's nothing in the world I'm more afraid of than snakes =O

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