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By cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML

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By AFH2O - 14/07/2014 23:04 - United States - Visalia

Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML

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By Cantswim - 20/05/2009 15:45 - United States

Today, I had to go take swimming lessons because my mom has a fear I'll drown and I'm totally afraid of swimming anyway and never get anywhere near water. My instructor? A high school classmate of mine. My fellow swimming classmates? 5 and 6 year old kids. FML

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By rowanjusmc - 26/10/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML

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By humanshield - 10/04/2016 16:49 - United States - Rockland

Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML

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By chlorinesmells - 30/05/2012 13:51 - United States

Today, a kid I taught to swim became my new boss, at the pool that I have worked at for nine years. FML

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By superfkd - 15/03/2009 02:27 - Canada

Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

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By poolboy - 14/04/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "but I just peed in that water." FML

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By butisavedyourkid - 06/06/2013 04:13 - United States

Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML

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By luh8r - 09/04/2009 14:38 - Canada

Today, while teaching swimming to a bunch of five year-olds, one particularly bratty girl decided she didn't want to swim and led the entire class to strike, leaving the pool empty, and me without a job. Apparently I was teaching the next world tyrant to swim. FML

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By unluckycounsellor - 30/06/2009 23:26 - Bermuda

Today, I was teaching swimming. A small boy said his stomach hurt, so I placed him on my back and carried him to the main building where he could lay down. He then jumped off my back and ran back towards the beach because 'he felt better'. I had explosive diarrhea all over my back. FML

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StillWaving 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 7:07

I teach swimming lessons too. I was teaching a 13 year old autistic kid and got felt up. He is a deaf mute so he doesn't even understand what you tell him. Hi James! Im Jenn! *proceeds to touch my boobs* Me: alright... not okay +Jenn+

alpuppy 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 22:52

Is the FML the fact that it's the only person you've ever gone that far with?

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soccerfreak878 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 11:28

well? did u like it?

frosting1012 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 1:49

why would anyone want to feel you up……

Daederoth 10

Tuesday 18 May 2010 5:00

nice

hmcphee13 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 17:59

that kid will go far in life

ReginaldHLG 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 4:31

and THATS why you don't teach swimming lessons in a shotacon manga. it was proven by otaku scientists that wearing a swimsuit leaves your defenses wide open.

RawrrrImADino 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 19:46

that made my day:)

Andrea87_fml 3

Thursday 14 April 2011 21:09

she said 3 times, maybe she enjoyed it!

iEnvade 2

Wednesday 22 June 2011 6:28

WTF are you trying to say?

FreakingFYou 13

Thursday 7 July 2011 8:48

Don't worry, today while teaching I had a 4 year old girl believe that we would get married some day, and a 4 year old boy try to pants me twice. little kids don't think about these things.