Birthday, Dogs, Cats and Grandparents: Liquid fun

Liquid fun

By Cat - 13/06/2010 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my Nana's birthday and to say she is having a good time is an understatement. She's so drunk, she took out her false teeth tried to put them in her dog's mouth. When she failed, she tried the cat's. FML

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By Noname - 26/10/2008 21:20 - United States

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 13:38 - United States - Hudson Falls

Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML

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Charming

By jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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SATAN!

By Anonymous - 08/12/2021 02:01

Today, my nana tried to drown my pet rat because it's white with red eyes, and red eyes mean it’s Satan in disguise, and yet my mom still refuses to admit she needs to be in a nursing home. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2012 14:54 - United States - Erie

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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By Kyle - 20/06/2019 20:06

Today, I celebrated my 30th birthday by accidentally knocking my fiancée’s tooth out with her glass as she tried to a sip. FML

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Pissed

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got piss drunk off two glasses of wine and kept telling me how I'm "so... ROUND!" FML

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By ohdear - 03/01/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

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Sunday 13 June 2010 19:09

Wow, our grandmas should party together ! My grandma got so drunk, she ran around the block naked .

iondadola 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 19:09

Gotta love that Nana!

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BadKitty13 28

Sunday 13 June 2010 21:25

Go Granny Go !!!!!

zek800 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 21:36

The woman knows how to party!

link238 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 21:48

lol thats awesome

LovinnYouu23 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 21:51

lmaao!! goo Granny, iss yah birthdaay( ;

DenvaaThuggets 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 21:55

And you let her try and put them in your mouth? Tell her to **** off .

shut_the_Fuck_up 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 22:00

Awkward...haha lol

lil_miss_shorty 2

Sunday 13 June 2010 22:07

At least the alcohol sterilised the dentures so you didn't get animal saliva in your mouth. There's a bright side to everything!

hydro_fml 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 22:25

Go Nana!!!!!!!!!

luvable_04 3

Sunday 13 June 2010 23:25

haha she sounds like fun

TeikiMajor 0

Monday 14 June 2010 0:30

omgsh ewww ! you poor thingg !

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