Health, Food and Suspicious: Life insurance?

Life insurance?

By Rusty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - New City

Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML

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MattStro 23

Saturday 4 July 2015 0:25

Leave a box of rat poison out in the kitchen next time you make food! Have fun with the reaction.

cutycat136 28

Saturday 4 July 2015 0:27

Previous attempts to? Or just a bad cook and they are worried about you accidentally* poisoning them

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xDeadlyBlade99x 9

Wednesday 8 July 2015 2:24

Well..... the big question here is... are you?

BloodyGlass 10

Saturday 29 August 2015 8:26

Better check them both into a psych ward, sounds like they both has schizophrenia.

carbonbasedcynic 17

Tuesday 19 January 2016 4:41

secretly OP is a killer psychopath

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