Health, Food and Suspicious: Life insurance?

Life insurance?

By Rusty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - New City

Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML

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MattStro 23

Saturday 4 July 2015 0:25

Leave a box of rat poison out in the kitchen next time you make food! Have fun with the reaction.

cutycat136 28

Saturday 4 July 2015 0:27

Previous attempts to? Or just a bad cook and they are worried about you accidentally* poisoning them

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lunaangel 14

Saturday 4 July 2015 9:47

seriously curious about where they got that idea from

shartmydarts 8

Saturday 4 July 2015 10:06

Wtf did you do

Lexipants 21

Saturday 4 July 2015 10:23

I have so many questions.

S1N9UL4R17Y 8

Saturday 4 July 2015 11:38

That's kinda sad that they feel that way.

hun3y206 23

Saturday 4 July 2015 11:42

I used to do the same thing with my niece. She was bat shit crazy though.

cappellaaa 23

Saturday 4 July 2015 16:22

What the hell did you do to make them think that? Or are they just crazy?

LVtaytay 12

Saturday 4 July 2015 18:42

The trust between you guys is strong. Sorry OP, hope this doesn't continue to happen.

BlobfishUnite 14

Saturday 4 July 2015 20:24

I got the poison! I got the remedy! I go the pulsating rhythmical remedy!

tanziir1 14

Sunday 5 July 2015 3:57

You twats I think he meant food poisoning..

Auwhadup 9

Monday 6 July 2015 5:12

Well, did you? Suspicion like that don't just come out of nowhere

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