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FML - The follow-up

Today, I swapped out my maternity gown for a regular old t-shirt. My visiting mother-in-law called me a fatass and said I need to lose weight. I'd given birth just 40 hours earlier. FML

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It was really offensive for her to say something like that. My mom and grandfather and boyfriend were in the room too, which made it even more humiliating. I didn't know what to say, I was in shock. My boyfriend led her out of the room, so the visit ended right then and there. I haven't seen or spoken to her since, and she hasn't seen her grand child either. I'm still working on an awesome comeback speech, I'm open to suggestions!
By katnl21 - / Saturday 8 November 2014 17:37 / Canada - Corner Brook
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By  KeannaLove  |  32

I suggest just flat out ignore her. You don't need your child growing up around people like that. She will realize sooner or later that you control when she sees her grandchild and she'll regret being so nasty to you. Congrats on the baby though!

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  T_Young96  |  13

OP you've got placenta of time to get back in shape. She said that too prematurely and Enfalac, I hope she swaddles in remorse when she sees you back in shape!

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  sturschaedel  |  27

Screw "telling off", I hope OP kicked her out and told her she won't see her grandchild ever again if she doesn't tread her DIL with respect! OP, congratulations on the baby! And besides what Hollywood says, the body needed 9 months to stretch out to accomodate a human being, it needs another 9 months to pull taught again. Give it that time. If there is still weight left after that, you can then start working on losing it, if it disturbs you. Don't let that Monster In Law get you down.

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  T_Young96  |  13

Yet I'm the one with 40+ likes and you have.. 11. Don't be a whiny baby about my punny puns #67 one day you'll find the right comment. -.-

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  Mattaguirre_  |  15

monster-in-law

By  MrConcise  |  34

"39 hours of calorie burning wasted, fatass. Why aren't you doing marathons with a stroller?"

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She JUST delivered the baby 40 hours ago! You expect her to lose weight like that *snaps fingers* women (specifically pregnant women) don't lose weight in a jiffy, it takes time!

By  DocDrose  |  19

Mothers-in-law. am I right?

By  trellz17  |  19

Beat her ass. Easy.

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  devildog562  |  33

47. Even a simple google will educate you a little bit about it. I would live to go into a long explanation of how this occurs or how many people use it to get pleas of temporary insanity due to instability and inadequate treatment, but you can put in a little effort since you made it a point to call me out. Try to stay away from crap like Wikipedia and go to scientific journal articles.

By  Emzinatorbot  |  26

I'm not gonna lie your mother in law is a jackass. but what do you expect for in laws?

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