Awkward and Work: Let it out

Let it out

By MrTandy - 16/09/2011 02:38 - United States

Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML

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You deserved it 3 706

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Song sung blue

By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 06:42 - United States - Houston

Today, I was upset over a recent break up. It showed while I was at work, and I made a customer sad just by looking blue. She complained to my manager. I got written up for being so depressed that I got a customer depressed too. FML

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You deserved it 3 617

By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML

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You deserved it 2 474

Assumptions

By Toast514 - 29/07/2009 23:49 - Canada

Today, I was short shifted at work because one of my employees decided not to show up. Furious, I wrote her up and made predetermined judgments about her. When she came in, I went off on her for being absent and leaving me stuck. She then informed me her mom tried to commit suicide. FML

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You deserved it 62 509

By Almost Fired - 15/08/2019 12:00

Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who then rang up to complain about my bad attitude. I was on vacation all last week. My boss doesn't believe me. FML

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You deserved it 134

By Username - 28/02/2011 16:26

Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML

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You deserved it 5 400

By retail hell - 12/07/2015 13:11 - United States - Waterbury

Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML

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You deserved it 1 917

The luck of the draw

By bl3ur0z3 - 30/09/2019 00:01

Today, my supervisor was in a leadership meeting pulling random calls for quality. Mine was chosen. He got excited and told them my stats and how I put him to shame with how I drive my team, that I'm the best and this call is going to be amazing. I was then written up for arguing with a customer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 599

You deserved it 395

By DarkSerebii - 05/06/2014 15:16 - United States

Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 834

You deserved it 3 647

Asshat walking

By Bad employee - 28/06/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML

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You deserved it 155

But…

By I hate my job - 23/12/2014 08:14 - Canada - Delta

Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML

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You deserved it 3 104

mynameis1339 0

Friday 16 September 2011 8:50

Anal tearing?

ollie179 21

Friday 16 September 2011 8:57

*sob* and my poor wife *sob* *sob* and my children are gone and... NEXT PLEASE!

Comments

CrazyManNo9 29

Friday 16 September 2011 16:52

Don't ask. Don't tell.

phuketboy 19

Friday 16 September 2011 18:30

Next time try more merchandise related norms. "are you finding everything ok"? Or "did you find everything today"? Or even "how can I help you today" should serve the customer service needs. :)

Raheemdplayer 7

Friday 16 September 2011 19:17

"How Are You" in a shop usually means has anything bothered you in the shop, not anything personal, jeesh. But I feel sorry for the guy, he sounds really depressed and obviously has no one to talk to. But definitely FYL I hope you still have your job.

bubo_fml 10

Friday 16 September 2011 19:25

logical...The fella has no wife & kids, so he went "Lookin' for Love in all the wrong places!"

bubo_fml 10

Friday 16 September 2011 19:28

Of course, a good communication skill is to be empathetic. Did you share any of your bum blasting stories with him?

mylifepwnz 0

Friday 16 September 2011 22:58

**** HIS life...

Bently24 6

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:45

Where the **** do you work?

xNephilim 18

Friday 26 October 2012 8:09

Probably Walmart.

ndhin831 2

Saturday 17 September 2011 2:05

Was the customer's name Kevin Smith?

fogrunner 13

Saturday 17 September 2011 2:46

Please post details to NotAlwaysRight . com!!!!!!! 8D

mj_ok 9

Saturday 17 September 2011 3:42

Oh yea, I've had people like that, it's pretty scary what goes on in people's lives, I would give him a number to a therapist so he can talk to someone but not when your at work,