Leave me alone

By Anonymous - 29/08/2020 08:01 - Canada

Today, my brother turned into a fanatical vegan, and while I was eating my scrambled eggs, sat across from me glaring and whispering, "fried embryo, amniotic fluid" the entire time. I have a feeling i'll be eating most of my meals in my room from now on. FML
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kfchicken 31

the eggs we eat are not fertilized there is no embryo.

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B00K_L0V3R93 31

Just inform him the chicken eggs we eat aren’t fertilised and therefore you are eating the by product of a chicken’s reproductive cycle, in other words a hen period or in laymen’s terms a chicken egg.

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genuinegoodguy 9

Cook bacon. Lots.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

next time he eats an avocado remind that it isn't natural and avocado trees are grown by grafting other plants to to the base fruit tree then having it grown thats why avocado's are usually grown by seed

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Taylor Caldwell 10

Why don’t you inform yourself on the benefits of eating plant based instead of relying on indoctrinated opinion?

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Grizz8831 14

oh it is not indoctrinated that bacon tastes amazing, or steak is delicious... it is like a warm hug on a cold day right to the stomach... but yeah... kale is... good?

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warwickbassist 5

it's a period honestly

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