Exams, Students and Miscellaneous: Leave me alone !

Leave me alone !

By failfailfail - 30/09/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML

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By SocialAnxietySucks - 26/03/2014 03:31 - United States - Houghton

Today, the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassed to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stopped to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML

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Quiet!

By faaail - 24/03/2015 16:51 - Ireland - Cork

Today, while studying for a big test at the library, some idiots started playing hide-and-seek. After putting up with their snorting and giggling for nearly an hour, I finally lost my shit and told them to knock it off. I then got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML

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By tatatest - 06/04/2012 03:02 - United States - Casselberry

Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2010 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me in an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML

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So brave

By baller12 - 03/02/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML

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Making an entrance

By conspicuous - 12/09/2012 20:11 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML

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By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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By justletitbeover - 28/05/2011 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I got so stressed about my upcoming final exams that, in the silent section of the library, I had a panic attack and almost passed out. No one helped me. 3 people shushed me. FML

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By Ryan - 18/12/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML

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By rune breaker - 23/08/2018 22:05

Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML

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Hellsno 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 20:07

drama queen

Alphabetica 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 20:18

That's ridiculous. As if you'd do that during an exam, what a drama queen.

Comments

El_mariachi 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 22:49

ydi for being a dick

pshnoway 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 22:58

YDI For being a drama queen and for being so self absorbed as to think that everyone is staring at you. You're stupid and you should've checked first to make sure that nothing was behind you.

waterynuggets 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:02

ROFL

leenheartlovex3 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:16

Wtf youre retarded

Sweet2020 4

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:21

i've heard variations on this a million times. How corny! Who is moderating this junk?

nzl_fml 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:31

yes, the world revolves around you.

doubleAbattery 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:41

OK, I can semi-understand thinking everyone was looking at you, but to get up and, from the sounds of it, throw a fit about it in front of everyone? I just don't understand why you'd do that. If you don't like being stared at, why would you put yourself in a situation where everyone is going to turn and stare at you? And, just from my experience, whenever I feel like someone is looking at me, I usually turn around and check behind me before I jump to conclusions about anything. Maybe you should consider that in the future.

Hikarishimizu 13

Wednesday 25 August 2010 10:21

If OP turned around, he or she would probably have been accused of cheating. Still though..Dumbfuck. YDI.

degco44 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:44

Epic fail.

Ichigoner 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 0:23

These puns are ticking me off.

ryanr21 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 0:26

how the hell would you know that it was "20 minutes in" and "at the hour mark" if you never looked at the clock. youre a complete idiot for lying.

joobledotz 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 0:54

Well there's this new, weird invention called a watch. Ya know it's just crazy, but it's like a small clock you wear on your wrist. Pft, weird, right?