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By whatever - 23/03/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I was on a third date with a girl. Things had been going really well. At one point, the conversation lulled. After a moment of silence, she asked me what my greatest fantasy was. I told her that it was being a superhero. She told me that she meant sexual fantasy. I'm 25. FML

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By no_leather_of_any_kind - 07/04/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, I went on a date with this girl I met online. The conversation drifted and we were talking about how we'd prefer to die, if we had a choice. I said, "I want to skydive over the ocean without a parachute." She said she wants to be made into a wallet. FML

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Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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By secret123 - 24/02/2009 11:01 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

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Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML

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Jaywin 3

Monday 23 March 2009 16:09

Smooth one, man. But I do agree with you. Superpowers would kick an immense amount of ass.

BooYou 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:09

Shoot...i would have probably said the same thing.....

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genius_man16 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:57

#14 is a genius and i agree with #27 it's not really a FYL situation, as others have said, brownie points for not thinking of sex at all times, and i hope that she didn't mind either it's still weird to ask that question on a third date though

Ttessorc 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:58

This made me laugh. Thanks man.

Kyzomo 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:00

nothing wrong with being a superhero, im sure she wants to be catwoman

freddie_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:00

I think that's adorable. Keep thinking young, man. That's what keeps you from getting old.

calikola 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:04

She should have been more clear, and if she judges you for it, screw her. I'm only wondering what superpower you would want. That's a better third-date question, in my opinion. But then again I'm a giant nerd.

Ole_Stinker 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:05

I can think of three things that might have been going on: 1) This was a trap. Had you told her about the three way with the Swedes, she would have said “no, life fantasy.” 2) She was trying to be wild and flirty, but hadn’t thought the question through. Had you told her about the three way with the Swedes, she wouldn’t have been ready, and would react awkwardly. 3) She wants you, and was trying to let you know. The fact that you gave a silly answer shows that you are comfortable around her, making her want you even more. There may be more possibilities. At any rate, giving the sex answer would have been bad in 2 out of the 3 scenarios, and I think that your answer was neutral to good in all 3, I think you did well. Or did you not get a 4th date?

mfed1120 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:07

**** yeah superpowers!!! this isnt a fml ntho, bc it isnt that bad. i would of said the same thing, and im a girl! matter of factly....i did say the same thing over my spring break!..last week.

shawleigh17 2

Monday 23 March 2009 17:07

I agree with #10.

Misanthropist 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:12

In retrospect, it could have been even worse if it had happened the other way around... meaning she asked your fantesy and you told her your sexual fantesy...