Money, Health and Cats: Kinda sus

Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 08/03/2017 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, the new security guard of my apartment building tackled me for "suspicious behavior" while I was taking a bag full of dirty kitty litter to the trash chute. He broke my arm and cause the trash bag to explode. When I got back from the hospital, I was fined for littering in the hallway. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 17:28 - United States - Sharon

Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some idiot emptied a trashcan on my head from his apartment balcony. He cried "Oh shit!" and apologized because I wasn't his intended target. FML

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By AwwChute - 21/02/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

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Today, some punk tried the "flaming bag of dog poop" trick on me. I caught him in the act and smashed the unlit bag across his face. Now he's "traumatized" and wants to press charges. FML

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By ruined_suit - 17/04/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML

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By weliveanddie14 - 07/05/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 18:12 - United States - San Jacinto

Today, it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needed to return something and told me to go get it. While I was looking for it, a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happened in my front lawn. FML

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By fml - 25/04/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, I was walking through town when I saw a plastic bag on the ground. Trying to be a good citizen, I picked it up, intending on throwing it in the trash. When I looked up, there wasn't a trash can for another hundred feet. So I put it back down. Now I've got a $200 fine to pay for littering. FML

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By Dez Johnson - 07/03/2021 11:01

Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML

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By KO: - 30/04/2014 04:20 - United States

Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2014 20:15 - United States

Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML

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sousaphonist 14

Wednesday 8 March 2017 16:05

Fight it. Get a good lawyer that's willing to counter-sue (hell, you really should've sued first anyways).

Thor1012 28

Wednesday 8 March 2017 16:04

Wow I'd be sending new guy the bill! What was he thinking?

Comments

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 8 March 2017 20:12

You need to let the leasing office know that the guard tackled you and caused you to break the bag. He (or they) can also pay your medical bills. That's just appalling.

jcash52426 5

Wednesday 8 March 2017 21:27

Sue his ass!!! He has no right to tackle you for throwing stuff in the garbage. He has no right to tackle you at all unless you are harming another person ( even then he shouldn't touch you, but then I would understand his actions).

shaddowpuppett 7

Wednesday 8 March 2017 21:51

I hope this is just a pun

Bigdawg42 8

Wednesday 8 March 2017 22:57

Idk but I think a security guard is supposed to confront the suspicious person not immediately tackle them

Starlight8 14

Thursday 9 March 2017 3:46

Boy there weren't kitten on you for getting a ticket.

IDGFPBF 7

Thursday 9 March 2017 9:49

I've worked security for over three years now, and I can tell you that that behavior is not of any policy that I know of. You should demand information for their DPSST certification (which literally anymore can ask to see it). If they don't have their certification on them, that's automatically another fine on top of the unwarranted and aggressive behavior. You CANNOT operate as security without that DPSST card. We can detain, but I'm sure that you did minimal "suspicious activity" as I also personally know that cat litter can be very heavy and awkward. I do agree with getting a lawyer. Best of luck to you!