Kinda sus, dude

By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 20:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, my girlfriend was making lunch and asked me to pass her the peanut butter. I'll never know why, but as I handed it to her I said the first thing that came to mind, "I really want a dog." She looked at me in horror, then told me to get out of her house. FML
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addisonrose12 16

What's the big deal?

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Wolfparable 22

I WAS gonna post something sympathetic then I noticed my picture... You're on your own man.

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dakotaabriannee 14

I don't see anything wrong with that?

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rinnybell210 16

This makes no sense...which causes me to suspect that you made it up.

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crandel 11

Well getting a dog now would be a good way to cheer yourself. With a dog and a jar of peanut butter, you won't even need a girlfriend!

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rainbowdonnareed 18

tell her you were gonna get her a poodle see what she says then

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RAndEM 9

well perhaps now you won't get a dog, and you got kicked out of your gf's house, and the relationship.

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Marco_Vi 14

I heard once before that the right time to have a baby is when you think you should get a puppy. Maybe she isn't ready for a baby.

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bsums203 13

This needs a follow up.

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nodai 13

Multiple people need to watch American Pie: Book of Love. You'll see why she was so blatantly horrified.

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bughug1999 11

You should've said you thought of it cause dogs like peanut butter...

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