Before I overreact to the wrong thing, What exactly do you mean "so beta"?

Exactly what I thought he meant but I was attempting (for once) not to jump to the worst possible conclusion and give him a chance to explain that it just came out wrong. Alrighty so down to brass tacks There should never be an "alpha" or "beta" in a relationship. You are supposed to be equals and want to treat them and be treated as such. If you genuinely think you are supposed to rightfully be the "alpha" you are a disgusting little creature and I hope you end up in prison before you likely abuse any unfortunate soul that might accidentally care for you.

Looks like the joke went over a couple of heads. Guess I should add a /s

#67 I would like to add, there is nothing "equal" about one acting like a doormat and doing what the other person says. Hence the Beta part.

To be honest that's not much better. 1. It was her house, so yeah he should leave if she says so 2. It's more that your mind connected him simply leaving because she said so to "what a beta"

The OP made it look like he himself did something wrong by leaving the house because his GF made a wrong assumption about what he said. The FML is the OP's own fault for not communicating about what was wrong, something that equals in a relationship would do,