Awkward and Love: Kinda offensive

Kinda offensive

By anon - 31/10/2012 04:22 - United States - Medford

Today, my girlfriend and I were going through some troubles in our relationship, and she said to me, "No offense, but I really hope no other relationship I have in the future will be like this one." Some offense taken. FML

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By Depressed - 14/07/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML

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By masterofblues - 24/07/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML

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By Username - 29/05/2011 04:41 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

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By Fack. - 19/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

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Run for the hills

By Anonymous - 06/08/2021 08:00

Today, I realized that my girlfriend and I have no shared hobbies. We used to. She's stopped doing them with me and instead does them with someone else. No worries, he's "just a friend", although she did tell me she has a crush on him. But "nothing's going to happen" because "he doesn't feel the same". FML

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By J.Smith - 15/01/2009 16:12 - France

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 17:11 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML

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By stillloveherthough - 26/02/2016 17:54 - Germany - Aachen

Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML

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Flip-flopping

By Brandenn J Moore - 11/07/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML

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welsea28 6

Wednesday 31 October 2012 11:54

That's means....breakup in future

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 31 October 2012 12:02

With all due respect, your girlfriend has no tact. I don't mean anything bad by this, but she sounds incredibly immature. I mean this in the nicest possible way, but what a ******* bitch. No offense.

Comments

morgiepuff 14

Wednesday 31 October 2012 12:11

Doesn't she know that if you say "no offense", people will automatically find it offensive? And jeez, she sounds incredibly immature. Good luck making it work, OP!

ICastillo 24

Wednesday 31 October 2012 12:19

Just say no offense but if you're going to be an asshole in those relationships then they will be like this one.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 31 October 2012 12:21

You girls should try and learn to communicate better.

metalhead4740 14

Wednesday 31 October 2012 12:26

Well she sounds like a keeper...NOT. Dump her OP you can do better.

marramrammar 2

Wednesday 31 October 2012 13:33

Ask her to marry you, then state no offense I don't want my future relations to be bad as this one so I change my mind on you being my future wife.

perdix 29

Wednesday 31 October 2012 13:37

Maybe it's time you admit that you have terrible taste in women. Or, you could hold a big knife and say, "You won't be having future relationships, mwahahahaha!," and then propose. Creepiest. Proposal. Ever.

doodoo10 10

Wednesday 31 October 2012 14:21

that is honestly so rude! If she had so much of a problem with the relationship shouldn't she have cut it off a while ago? That's such a bitchy thing to say...