Keep your wits about you

By Rawr - 30/12/2009 01:05 - United States

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Today, I was really horny after some dirty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself. I was really close to climaxing when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my mother staring at me as I was masturbating. FML
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craigkid 2

a) lock your door b) why was she stareing

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GanjAxZermA 0

yup u shoulda locked ur door.. what was ur mom doing there anyways?

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Briing_iit_on 0

lol that's why doors have locks on the handles

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LemonMan 0

Is it a chick thing to masterbait with their eyes closed cause I'm pretty sure guys don't do it...unless they want unpridictable cum spewing everywhere......not fun

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jaysaysss 0

wow some of the comments on here are so dumb its kinda sad

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coolcat33 0

tell her your vaj was itching like crazy and you thought that if u messed with it until it felt like it was on fire u thought it'd make the itching go away..

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onceuponapenis 0

I wish your mom would stare at me while I masturbated...that's when I would say "like what you see?" it can all be yours...if the price is right!

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