It's getting hot in here

By cold-n-stinky - 12/01/2010 06:30 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to warm you up" and we would make love. Tonight, she said, "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML
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jamjenni2774 0

Thats just nasty!!

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sparxva 12

hahaahaaa! She's funny!

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perdix 29

The ol' Dutch Oven. Well played, Mrs. cold-n-stinky, well played.

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GETOVERIT2039 0

Perdix, you are 100% pure win.

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FML858 0

^totally agred actually 110% OH BURNN WHAT NOW lol no i joke

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Laker_Fan_24 11

U r to young to be here cuz u still like Justin beiber

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Spac3Ghost 0

shove your dick up her hole =) show her who's boss =) she must know when her husband wants to **** her =) be a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha sorry.... =()

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EvilDoll 7

we must be swift as the coarsing river! (be a man) with all the force of a great typhoon! (be a man) with all the strength of a raging fire! mysterious as the dark side of the mooooooon!

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razorp 0

sounds like ownage, when I saysomething that my gf doesn't like she will turn around and burn in my face, and then say " did it stink?" with a smile on er face

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Feiso 0

well, Theres your climax :p

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