It's getting hot in here

By cold-n-stinky - 12/01/2010 06:30 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to warm you up" and we would make love. Tonight, she said, "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML
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Doosam94 0

I woulda took my wifes face put it on my ass and ripped the biggest one in the world and she would get k.od

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roryrobotic 5

That's nothing to be proud of. Nast.

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MissSmiley613 0

Hahahaha!!! I don't usually laugh at FML's because normally they arn't all that funny, but this really did make me LOL. Congrats, your wife is my hero

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mickeyymouse 0

that's what you get for using the same line so often that you were actually expecting sex. She was just being unpredictable :) shake up the relationship, right? YDI

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dontaskdonttell 0

Hehe. My husband and I have used that line recently... Would never fart on him for it... (admitedly we are still in the first year...)

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ftb170 0

that's great she can joke with you like that :p

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Mortgaged 0

That's "code" for anal isn't it?

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ftb170 0

and spaceghost grow up.what are you like 12?! are u even old enough to be reading this

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