Love: Inappropriate

Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 428

You deserved it 6 594

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By denied - 26/03/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 707

You deserved it 5 110

By cmart_9 - 29/10/2013 04:24 - United States - Clayton

Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 188

You deserved it 4 471

By singleasapringle - 13/03/2016 06:41 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 940

You deserved it 1 843

By Anonymous - 27/03/2011 14:36 - United States

Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 137

You deserved it 4 667

By fmlifer - 04/11/2011 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 492

You deserved it 9 145

By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 765

You deserved it 42 233

By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 20:44 - United States

Today, I was in school and spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her I broke her nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 386

You deserved it 37 849

By grossedout - 01/11/2014 00:39

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 032

You deserved it 3 717

By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 353

You deserved it 7 765

By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 850

You deserved it 3 879

actonthat 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:25

I feel like you probably meant "Public Displays of Affection." (Though, I'm torn over whether or not it should be capitalized. Meh.)

SherriffBacon 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:24

That sucks, forget that teacher. Most of them don't know what the hell is going on anyway,

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squeaksx24 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 6:57

What a horrible thing to say!

12lehmae 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 7:09

But today is Saturday. Why were you at school on Saturday? WHAT KIND OF SICK TWISTED SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO!?

fifafan626 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 7:18

um, its saturday?

maxam_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 7:32

Do you think she meant his last math test? I would go with that thought.

Endymion_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 7:55

Ha ha, #87. Anyway, I think you deserve it- who wants to watch that sort of thing?

rityz 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 8:24

omg if thats true..thn omg what a bitch!

sportastef 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 8:33

Yeah, I'm pretty sure a teacher wouldn't actually say that.

Morokea 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 8:52

I think #42 might be right. That or your teacher wants your bf. Getting in trouble over such slight PDA is silly though.

Jessyca_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 8:40

Wow that really sucks. :/ Hopefully your boyfriend doesn't listen to that teacher.

plethora 3

Sunday 26 April 2009 8:51

#71: I did not know it was considered weird/a cultural thing to kiss your siblings on the cheek. The more you know, I guess. It's just normal in my family. #89: The number of people correcting the OP is directly proportional to the number of people who whinge about people correcting the OP. OMG IT'S PUBLIC, NOT PERSONAL; MMMKAY??