Alcohol, Dating and Miscellaneous: Impressive!

Impressive!

By ol faithful - 03/09/2011 09:24 - Canada

Today, I was at the bar with a date. My date made a joke about me being a slow drinker, so I tried to impress her by chugging the rest of my glass. She was impressed with how fast I chugged my beer, until it came back up. FML

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You deserved it 41 891

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By sandyhome - 11/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML

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By Clairebear - 07/05/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I went on a date with someone I'd met online. Everything was going surprisingly well, until I knocked over my drink, spilling it all over my date's lap. In a panic, I blurted out, "Dude, did you piss yourself?" Needless to say, there will be no second date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 100

You deserved it 719

By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 928

You deserved it 3 792

By Isitreallythatbad, - 22/12/2013 05:37 - United States

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

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You deserved it 3 647

By Chaznuts - 08/09/2009 06:22 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML

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You deserved it 5 202

By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 105

You deserved it 4 706

By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 008

You deserved it 5 905

By darn it. - 20/02/2009 16:16 - United States

Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 042

You deserved it 4 156

By Noah - 16/08/2016 18:43 - United States - South Haven

Today, I was at a bar with my girlfriend, and I noticed an obnoxious guy from college I used to hang out with. I tried to avoid eye contact, but all of a sudden he shouted, "There's the guy who puked his margarita back into the glass!" Everyone stared. Yup, that was me, just last week. FML

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You deserved it 2 903

By Anonymous - 19/07/2012 04:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

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You deserved it 80 945

optimusprime0069 8

Saturday 3 September 2011 19:57

Did it taste better the second time?

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Saturday 3 September 2011 19:58

Who cares about what the date says, OP? To impress her, be yourself. But, yeah, you do sorta deserve it.

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leadsails320 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 21:49

life lessons

mpclaw 3

Saturday 3 September 2011 21:58

Pretty immature if you ask me.

pixieblue89 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 22:01

No toga parties for you

MD_DILF 4

Saturday 3 September 2011 22:07

next time pull your penis out, maybe that will impress her???

justanotherhuman 21

Saturday 3 September 2011 22:09

Dear OP, Classic! YDI of the day! x-D

chippa 24

Saturday 3 September 2011 22:45

Shotgun a few and you get good and pissed right away.

smokeymama 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 23:08

That's what you get for trying to show off lol!

fakeaccountX 6

Saturday 3 September 2011 23:26

Alchohol plus FML equals an instant YDI.

TheKeatonator 5

Saturday 3 September 2011 23:37

Gay.

malignantmegan 3

Saturday 3 September 2011 23:46

Yeah because when I look for a guy if he can't down a beer in less than 20 seconds I'm out

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