Gross, Smells and Work: I want to smell feet

I want to smell feet

By Anonymous - 31/03/2015 05:56 - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, and pretty much every day, my co-worker takes off her shoes while working. The smell of her feet makes me dizzy. I don't know if she's oblivious to the fact that her feet stink, or she just doesn't care. It's affecting the quality of my work. FML

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Today, I’m stuck in a small office with a colleague with one of the worst cases of BO I’ve ever come across. He has already been spoken to about it, and I’m developing a nauseous headache from the stench. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 31 March 2015 17:20

Surreptitiously spray her feet with fragrant disinfectant every time you walk past her. Soon she'll be smelling like Spring Flowers and Ocean Spray, and people will be begging her to walk around barefoot.

giantsfan2010 23

Tuesday 31 March 2015 17:20

You should talk to her about it.

Comments

DanielleD93 16

Wednesday 1 April 2015 5:18

When the paint starts peeling you should probably so something about that

itcomesinthrees 10

Wednesday 1 April 2015 6:01

I would just tell her "Listen, our feet all get stinky sometimes so please don't be embarrassed, but if you could please keep your shoes on I would appreciate it".

kerrycakes 21

Wednesday 1 April 2015 9:23

is fml trolling? this is the second post in a row with obvious errors in it

jerryj 27

Wednesday 1 April 2015 9:55

April Fool's!!

kaydennt 12

Wednesday 1 April 2015 10:03

and apperently your spelling too.

aprilfoolsss 7

Wednesday 1 April 2015 10:21

"Today, and pratty much avary day, my co-workar takas off har shoas whila working. Tha small of har faat makas ma dizzy. I don't know if sha's oblivious to tha fact that har faat stink, or sha just doasn't cara. It's affacting tha quality of my work. FML" i'm crying omfg

azidhsu 6

Wednesday 1 April 2015 10:47

Apparently, it also affected your ability to spell.

PANDORUM89 21

Wednesday 1 April 2015 19:46

this wasn't messed up yesterday. FML changed it for April fools

Nobinx 15

Wednesday 1 April 2015 11:25

damn what is it with the grammar and capslock in the last posts?!

exitium16 26

Wednesday 1 April 2015 11:30

do you really need an explanation?

gamerman619 12

Wednesday 1 April 2015 12:10

It's an April Fools joke.

AussieGirl2014 18

Wednesday 1 April 2015 13:17

How is 'obliviously' the only word you manages to spell correctly?

Nickt21 11

Wednesday 1 April 2015 13:28

Can u spell ******* anything damn what is with u people that can't type shit

rodeo302 13

Wednesday 1 April 2015 13:39

I'm probably gonna get down votes but I honestly have no idea what you said with your spelling it wouldn't be bad if you only misspelled a few of the words but it's almost every one I'm not trying to be a dick though