Animals and Health: Today, I only discovered that a wasp was caught in the crotch...

By Anonymous - 25/09/2018 16:00 - Australia

Today, I only discovered that a wasp was caught in the crotch of my undies when I put them on. It didn't like being teabagged very much and in retaliation stung the nearest target, my nuts. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 25 September 2018 22:41

Ant-Man is gonna be pissed to find out you teabagged his girlfriend.

mike3775 35

Tuesday 25 September 2018 22:25

I don’t want to know how the hell a wasp got into the undies to begin with.

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Ian McElroy 2

Wednesday 3 October 2018 5:17

This has happened to me... twice... FML

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