Cars, Awkward and Love: I miss you

I miss you

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 00:41 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML

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By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

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By Anon - 14/11/2011 08:45 - United States

Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML

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Nice try

By sweet2u22 - 27/02/2011 02:30 - United States

Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML

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By forreal - 23/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML

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You deserved it 387

By Hopeless - 12/07/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and he was very upset, crying that he had been betrayed. He then began to explain that his friend had slept with his ex-girlfriend. I asked why he was so upset, and he said he still loved her, and really thought they were going to be able to work things out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML

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By Miki - 16/12/2012 23:57 - United States - Kenner

Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

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My gift is my song and this one's for you

By sadsongstress - 12/08/2009 11:18 - Belgium

Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML

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You deserved it 22 798

justsomgirl 4

Friday 12 November 2010 9:06

Wow. you deserve better.

marleyvk 0

Friday 12 November 2010 9:08

Ok honey, dont console him. Him crying over another chick is a sure reason to break up. And... why would he be crying over a fight?

Comments

guitarfreak4evr3 1

Friday 12 November 2010 20:43

now to say in quote of the simpsons, "toodle ooo"

Judus_beej 0

Friday 12 November 2010 21:09

agreed!

Luckysam1984 0

Friday 12 November 2010 21:34

Leave that loser!

Luckysam1984 0

Friday 12 November 2010 21:35

If he wants her back then he DOES not WANT or love you. How stupid are you to stay with someone like that. Its pathetic and so are you.

Shinygirlnz 1

Friday 12 November 2010 23:24

WHY are you still seeing this guy??? That's so sad!

Unconfined_ 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 0:17

well he sounds like a bitch... Soo uhh take this as a blessing and move on. find a manly man (:

budster1993 2

Saturday 13 November 2010 2:27

time to screw him like he never been screwed before gave him some of the wildest sex and he'll forget the ex

doctor_J 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 7:11

YDI for going out with a little bitch

Newenglandneisha 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 7:42

He's a whipped mofo, ur prob better off w/out his whimpy ass

SweetDreamsx3_fml 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 17:35

- Woww . Yeahh , not going to work .

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Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML

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Today, the cat climbed up to the spice shelf while I was cooking. As I looked up and told him to leave, he tipped over a chili container which coated my face with chili powder. The bloody pain in my eyes then made me knock over a pot of boiling water. FML

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