Dating, Facebook, Social Media and Love: I'm trash

I'm trash

By skreweduP - 15/06/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML

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By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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Great start

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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Bad omen

By coveholli - 15/11/2014 14:43 - Australia - Perth

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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He's one of those people

By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 19:54 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

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Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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The straights are at it again

By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:36

That sucks. Even though he wasn't interested in you, he could have still been polite. It's extremely rude to ignore the person you are having dinner with. I probably would have grabbed his phone and chucked it at the wall.

Syoungblood07 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:24

What a jerk! FYL!! I would update YOUR status "I just took out The Clap, but I saved myself just in time"

Comments

stephaniepopatia 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 10:25

If your boring YDI.

Nomad609 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 10:28

Agree with #3 lol and to #15 its not creepy at all to check on someone who has been acting strange, how could you be so nonchalant when somebody's not paying attention to you..I'm sure you'd be curious as well.

ashole1990 10

Tuesday 16 June 2009 10:28

taking out the trash as in he was taking out (on a date) the trash (her)

Bloodrush 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 10:30

#3 best comment so far...I would agree

californicated 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 10:31

fyl, but that did make me lol

Yatta_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 10:33

Lyndis, you DO realize you're taking horrible examples of FML posts on here to highlight women, as if that's the standard? Those people mostly got votes for YDI, as they should. Talking about someone when they're not around - where they'll be able to find out about it! - is completly low.

defsdgdh 4

Tuesday 16 June 2009 10:33

#12 it's left not leaved. What is wrong with the uneducated world today....

Arinwyn 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 10:49

That sucks, but I'm kind of confused. Did he mean taking out (on a date) the trash (you), or was he trying to keep people from figuring out he went on a date with you? Either way, FYL D:

Originality18 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 10:51

You're right, #29. And it was #11 who made that mistake, not #12. What is wrong with the uneducated world today... oh and you forgot the "?" at the end of that.