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By OnlyMee - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML

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You deserved it 9 979

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By Stolemylady - 04/06/2012 07:05 - Australia

Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 323

You deserved it 6 799

By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 238

You deserved it 93 749

By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 394

You deserved it 8 123

By WhatTheBleep - 09/04/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 438

You deserved it 3 536

Nice try

By sweet2u22 - 27/02/2011 02:30 - United States

Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 007

You deserved it 7 542

By BrisbaneCoop - 04/04/2011 17:13 - Australia

Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 282

You deserved it 3 082

By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 751

You deserved it 5 008

The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 609

You deserved it 433

By Daria_Weiner - 18/07/2011 18:23 - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 449

You deserved it 48 626

By Betrayed - 27/08/2012 06:11 - United States

Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 156

You deserved it 2 425

xxmollyxx 25

Saturday 9 July 2011 12:04

and why were you there?

ScaughtieHolden 11

Saturday 9 July 2011 15:23

49, a simple "they're probably friends" would have been suitable.

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wtfitsxash 3

Saturday 9 July 2011 19:17

well why would you go?

aerogxt 7

Saturday 9 July 2011 19:18

If you went, you deserve it. Stop whining.

detective_oreo 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 19:45

I can't believe you were invited

NYBellz 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:10

why would you go???

justanotherrando_fml 2

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:24

YDI for going

Iriz 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:27

why would u even b at his wedding?? That's just hurtin urself...

anndiwhite 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 21:32

why did u even go? you deserved it.. you didnt have to go.

shoecrazy 5

Saturday 9 July 2011 21:46

why would you even go?! ydi for going

sundevil12 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 22:08

then y even bother going?!

alainacook 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 22:23

so why'd u go knowing that he would probably be talking about that kinda stuff??

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Today, my roommate blamed me after her cat got shocked after chewing through my phone charger cable. The same one my roommate stole to charge her tablet. Yet it's still somehow my fault. FML

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Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

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Today, the police called and told me that they had Alex in custody. Apparently, she had public sex with another woman and wants me to come bail her out. Alex is my mom. FML

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Today, my boss reprimanded me for not finishing my work on time. Yesterday, she cut an hour from my schedule every day until further notice. FML

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Today, my dad lost his mind over the meteorite incident in Russia. He's convinced that it's part of some big government conspiracy to cover up a UFO crash-landing, and now he won't stop dismissively calling us "sheep" and telling us "do the research" just because we don't agree with him. FML

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Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

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