Sex, Cats and Intimacy: I did not consent to this under my roof

I did not consent to this under my roof

By CatBlock - 31/01/2014 06:16 - United States - Decatur

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 351

You deserved it 8 008

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By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 725

You deserved it 5 795

By S12Sophia - 02/05/2012 22:06 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 041

You deserved it 5 451

By Madagascar - 19/12/2009 10:18 - Australia

Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML

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You deserved it 4 894

By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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You deserved it 6 492

By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 302

You deserved it 1 150

By Mia - 20/08/2014 06:07 - United States - Astoria

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML

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You deserved it 7 249

By anon - 03/12/2013 04:26 - United States - Elkhart

Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 310

You deserved it 17 589

By Steve - 16/08/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML

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You deserved it 8 776

Sexy catboys rule my life

By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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You deserved it 8 799

The Lovecats

By HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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You deserved it 5 860

JRFaceless 8

Friday 31 January 2014 14:23

Don't understand why you stopped because a cat walked in. When I walk in my roommates just keep going.

WhatsOpTic 11

Friday 31 January 2014 14:22

Animals can make sexual experiences more awkward than you think when they're just staring at you.

Comments

blockWhat 2

Saturday 1 February 2014 17:59

You got pussy blocked.

happyfingers 15

Sunday 2 February 2014 0:27

Pfft. I have 4 dogs and a cat that like to try to share our bed and bug us. If it bothered you then you should have just kicked 'em out.

shadow292627 8

Sunday 2 February 2014 4:29

That happened to my boyfriend and I. The puppy in the room wouldn't stop whimpering so we stopped haha.

garrett1266 2

Sunday 2 February 2014 6:13

it smelled tuna Lol sorry I had to

mockingjay87 4

Sunday 2 February 2014 16:53

Lmaoooooooo

jdog408 8

Monday 3 February 2014 7:12

My boyfriend and *I*

renafire 16

Monday 3 February 2014 11:03

Haha my cats do this all the time! My husband and I just laugh, then either ignore them or make enough commotion that they leave.

onedayinamsterda 14

Thursday 6 February 2014 11:42

If the stare of the cat bothers u so much, why not just pick up the cat, put it out of the room n lock the damn door and u can go back to making love? Why let a cat stop ya? I know I wouldn't !