Love: Hot stuff

Hot stuff

By Liam. - 01/02/2010 05:15 - France

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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Look where you're going, dude

By balancestrikesagain - 24/04/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I was getting onto an airplane and happened to admire the stewardess. I was walking onto the plane and was just about to talk to her when my foot slipped into the crack between the boarding ramp and the plane. Not only did she laugh as I limped to my seat but now I have bruised nuts. FML

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By Chris - 01/01/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By PleaseDontHateMe - 20/09/2016 16:42 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML

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By TuralSucks - 11/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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By ZeroLuck - 16/08/2013 02:32 - United States - Miami

Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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By Dkim620 - 07/01/2013 03:16 - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

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By Greg - 16/12/2018 13:30

Today, I arrived to apply for my much-needed dream job. Without warning, just as the elevator opened, a complete stranger kicked me square in the nads. FML

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Rocyer 0

Monday 1 February 2010 12:21

Nice bruise.

doink 0

Monday 1 February 2010 12:24

Did she have a Hoveround? If she did then technically you wouldn't have been lying.

Comments

OGReaper 2

Monday 1 February 2010 23:41

fake

notwierdgifted 0

Monday 1 February 2010 23:59

sucks but ur dumb.... nice chair.. cmon bro

mrtateyourmom 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 0:32

i would backhand her really hard :)

DonkeyDelight 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 0:44

Well, she must have been a moody bitch.

MrGutsy_fml 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 0:57

Most FMLs are fake, but the "getting punched in the nuts" shit is lame.

robozombie 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:10

sounds like my kinda girl. way to **** it up, numbnuts

captaintaco 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:50

dude.... what the hell? lol YDI.

sandyman000 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:56

nerd WTF nice

Mumblstiltskin 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:00

YDI. Is it just a coincidence that "the hot girl" is the one you have a crush on? Looks aren't everything asshole. Good for her.

fudrick 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:26

Yeah because being attracted to hot chicks makes you an asshole

Thunderbender 2

Tuesday 2 February 2010 6:27

So let me get this straight... You're saying that because he found her physically attractive and thus developed a crush on her, he is an asshole?? By that logic EVERY HUMAN BEING ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET is an asshole.

Bearsmomma 30

Friday 15 July 2016 8:50

Right, looks aren't everything. Attraction in a partner (or potential) is important though. Sex is part of a relationship (again, not everything) and many relationships fail because of sexual incompatibility. People want to be attracted to those the sleep with. See how it works?

dancingpuddles 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:04

"nice chair" are you serious? that's what you could only come up with? how sad ! you should have said " oh my gosh ! what happened to you?" instead of saying nice chair . lol