Embarrassing, Cars, Awkward and Transportation: Help!

Help!

By ritz - 10/09/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML

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You deserved it 56 238

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By jonloran - 14/08/2015 09:08 - United States - Incline Village

Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML

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By dgilbs - 27/08/2012 14:50 - United States - Cheboygan

Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML

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You deserved it 37 901

By friedchicken - 12/11/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML

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You deserved it 10 652

By nofinal - 10/12/2009 06:34 - United States

Today, I woke up at 7 am to take my last final. When I got to the parking lot, I realized my car was missing. After speaking to the police for 3 hours, I called my girlfriend to let her know what happened. She then told me I had parked on the street the night before. So much for the 8 am final. FML

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You deserved it 30 613

By Anonymous - 09/08/2017 05:00

Today, I drove to the airport and parked in extended stay. As the plane was going down the runway, I tried to spot my car. I found it very quickly, as the car alarm was going off and all its lights were flashing. FML

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You deserved it 454

By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 570

You deserved it 45 711

By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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You deserved it 2 187

By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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You deserved it 60 781

By picklemonger - 08/12/2011 19:58 - Canada

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

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You deserved it 33 432

By fjsinedniend - 28/10/2015 01:52 - United States - Missoula

Today, I was having a conversation with a new friend when she remembered she needed to grab something from her car. I don't know where she parked, but it's been two and a half hours and she's still gone. FML

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You deserved it 2 250

Anonanimal 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:06

woww you cry way too easily.

glassisass 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:06

ha! you deserve it. think next time..,

Comments

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:14

It would seem the Fail Whale has beached itself on Florida's shores lately.

shootingstar8D 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:16

Wowwww haha. Funny

MrCanoe 5

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:17

As a security guard I ******* hate people like you, you waste our time. You most likely interrupted his movie he was watching on his laptop and forced him to do something, we hate to do stuff

oohlalaura 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:17

you CRIED? what are you, 3?! FYL

BLiNdZoRz 3

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:19

It's a car not a cell phone. Btw, @ OP HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET? Oh wait, woman in Florida...

Shuinoshina 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:22

Alzheimer's patients shouldn't be working. How'd you escape your personalized care dear?

kittenmeow 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:23

how lame..this is really lame..maybe shes old, in that case, poor thing.

SimpleSimon 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:23

Jesus ******* Christ, it scares me to think that people as mentally deficient as you are allowed to own a car at all. FYL, the world must be a scary place for somebody that simple.