Mental health, First Dates, Psychology and Love: Hello goodbye - FML

Hello goodbye

By mydatinglifesucks - 15/06/2014 06:31 - United States

Today, I had a date with a man who works as a psychiatrist. He diagnosed me with borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2021 16:01

Today, my psychiatrist diagnosed me with a personality disorder. So now I have no friends, no job, no love, but I've got a personality disorder. FML

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By bystander - 07/02/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, we had our friends over for dinner, one of whom is a psychiatrist. After a few drinks, my drunk wife and the equally drunk psychiatrist began to analyze my various character flaws. FML

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By CrazyInLove - 10/03/2015 06:02 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I overcame my lack of social confidence and got a date for the first time in 10 or so years. After a while, my date admitted that she's a schizophrenic with dissociative identity disorder. I guess it's back to being single. FML

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By Bipolargal - 03/03/2023 22:00

Today, after spending 4 years without dating after an abusive relationship, and going out with who I thought was a decent guy for 6 months, I told him I have bipolar disorder and take medication for it. He responded by dumping me saying he can’t date someone who’s “crazy.” Back to putting my wall up I go. FML

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By a816090 - 15/05/2019 04:30

Today, I was diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder. I have no idea if when I feel an emotion if it's me or my disorder. I'm my brain's bitch. FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 00:00 - United States

Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML

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First Dates

By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

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By CreepedOut - 29/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML

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Been there, done that

By Anonymous - 05/08/2014 02:00 - United States - New Ulm

Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 15 June 2014 16:42

Free therapy sessions!

Fuaaad1994 31

Sunday 15 June 2014 16:43

At least he didn't charge you, who doesn't love free things?

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wvcheesehead 13

Monday 16 June 2014 4:44

Op, don't take it too seriously...any of you.

tjw1616 21

Monday 16 June 2014 5:06

it's okay, my dating life sucks too :/ chin up though, it'll get better :D

aidz1994 16

Monday 16 June 2014 5:59

Why are we more concerned about manners and not a mentally ill OP? A diagnosis like this shouldn't be shrugged off as him being a dick, personality disorders can be very serious and in some cases require hospitalisation in a psychiatric facility.

loathingloser 14

Monday 16 June 2014 6:19

Maybe learn to take a joke ahah

lexiiknii1 2

Monday 16 June 2014 6:32

Don't complain. Do you know how much money I spent to find that out?!

cheshireau 26

Monday 16 June 2014 6:42

That is not an illness somebody, trained or not, should randomly place on you. It is a serious condition and I would have kicked him in the balls. I have BPD.

neonglostix 28

Monday 16 June 2014 6:44

BPD is not a condition to be diagnosed lightly. Most likely, he has douchbag disorder.

PinkkNova 9

Monday 16 June 2014 6:49

Should have had a V8

pjsmamasan 10

Monday 16 June 2014 8:02

anyone else wondering what OP could have done to make the man assign a diagnosis??? Lol also, I've been in the field for only and year and a half...... borderline personality disorder isn't extremely difficult to spot...... just saying.

EmpireCityRay 13

Monday 16 June 2014 8:38

The moral of this FML is don't go out on dates with psychiatrist.

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Today, while chopping green chilies, I accidentally rubbed my eyes. It currently feels like Satan pissed hellfire straight into my right eye. FML

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Today, I always hated not having a boyfriend during holidays, my relatives would always ask me what was wrong with me. I'm married now and my husband always finds a way to skip holiday reunions. My relatives keep on asking me what's wrong with me. FML

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