Cheating, Surprise and Love: Hearsay

Hearsay

By froyo - 26/02/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I knew my girlfriend was having a bad day. I went to bring her frozen yogurt at work because she loves it. When I was in the elevator, I overheard her colleague saying that the reason she was upset was because she had been cheating on her boyfriend with her new intern. FML

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You deserved it 4 408

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What a cad!

By the2girls - 09/08/2011 16:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML

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You deserved it 5 226

Still pining

By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 11:03 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML

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You deserved it 1 182

Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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You deserved it 4 151

By your mother - 13/10/2010 09:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 40 479

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 503

Honey, you've got some explaining to do

By darren - 08/04/2024 18:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML

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You deserved it 79

By WhoLikesPie - 25/07/2015 15:51 - United States - Tampa

Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML

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You deserved it 2 094

By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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You deserved it 2 796

By Anonymous - 12/01/2012 00:26 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML

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You deserved it 4 735

Nice try

By johnnycomehelpme - 14/11/2014 00:59 - United States - Skokie

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML

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You deserved it 3 799

Amkii 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 23:18

So you went up to her, smashed the frozen yogurt in her face, called her a bitch, and dumped her sorry cheating ass... right? I hope that's how it happened!

adelaide_evening 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 23:11

I hope you threw the frozen yogurt on her before you broke up with her.

Comments

DarkFirefly206 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 6:28

Aww, OP...at least she feels bad about it....which she better, you seem like such a sweet guy! :)

DJP0N3 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 5:32

What? She is upset about HERSELF cheating on you? What? How ******* dumb is she? If she feels so bad about it then she should have stopped.

Sleepy_Hallow 7

Friday 13 April 2012 12:33

Ever heard of regret? Maybe she felt guilty about doing it and maybe she did stop it, but the guilt remains, understand?

top_dawg45 10

Monday 30 July 2012 11:48

should of put some exlax in the yogurt i would have. pretended like everything was ok for about two week while makin her lunch everyday for work ;)

AwesomeSkySky 1

Sunday 19 August 2012 1:58

Dump thd yogurt on her head and cuss her out

maggiefox 25

Friday 28 February 2014 5:42

Throw the frozen yogurt in her purse. Upside down. Love you honey! ;)

skittyskatbrat 19

Wednesday 23 July 2014 16:36

Time to give her the frozen yogurt and apologize for not bringing one for her new boyfriend.... I'd say that would be a nice, chilly way to end the relationship. Sorry she's doing this to you. :( Don't forget to get an appt to get checked for STDs. Hopefully the intern is clean, but if not, well, not all STDs have symptoms. And bill the ex for the appointment and tests :D