Hard task

By grossedout - 08/09/2011 06:34 - Reserved

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Today, at work, I met a new client for the first time. Apparently he thought it would be a good idea to get drunk beforehand and spend the whole appointment telling me about his 9-inch "drill bit." I have to try and find this guy a job. FML
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Jimster1712 0

Hmm, 9 inch drill bits, that must be hard to find in your local hardware store, interesting conversation you had there.

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FatMan23 10

I was going to make another stupid comment about him being a **** star. Then i saw your post and laughed my ass off. I suppose I should go get it re-attached before I have to shit.

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Kristoffer 35

I see at least two grounds for termination in that short little paragraph. Do what you can to get this clod removed.

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beastlybeauty 4

Construction is where he should be!

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KaelaKhaotic 5

Sounds like he can do a good job. ;]

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bs_101 6

take that home and keep it for yourself

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piwikiwi93 0

Shucks for you did you have some drunk fun after?

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Punkpoptart1119 20

Oh well that's lovely. Maybe you can find him a job in the **** industry?

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hopeless321 3

he's the next Ron Jeremy, take him to vivid.

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PrimeStarscream 30

Way to be a judgmental jerk. He was probably nervous and had a few to calm down, and it got him drunker than he anticipated. Then again maybe he's a junkie. You don't know.

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