Hard pass

By Mew - 04/06/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML
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DarkMirror 0

o.O I think the only thing you can say in that situation is "Oh shit!"

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yer_maw 1

SCORE!!!! ahaha kiddin on, that's disgusting

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yndigot 0

That happened on an episode of House. F both your lives, especially the girl who actually had that in her mouth. Frankly, I feel worse for her than I do for you. Gross on TV and even more gross if it happened for real.

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_cheeseballs 0

ahh, my disabled neighbour had that, not very nice.

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everrr 0

That's horrible... but I'm pretty sure it was even worse for her, no?

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marzipanimal 15

Yeah must have been pretty bad for her....):

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mynameisnotjudie 0

F her life!!! She's the one that *tasted* it. =S And not to mention, a blockage that terrible would HURT LIKE HELL! Can you imagine how far distended your abdomen would be distended? = (

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EffYoLife 14

wait..did feces come out of her mouth? GROSS! thats the worst thing ive ever heard!

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brasileirinha 0

That's disgusting....it's like that south park episode, lmao.

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laughingman 0

It's like that south park episode "if you shove food up your butt you crap out your mouth" LOL

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