Hard pass

By Mew - 04/06/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML
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DarkMirror 0

o.O I think the only thing you can say in that situation is "Oh shit!"

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yer_maw 1

SCORE!!!! ahaha kiddin on, that's disgusting

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chakrabs 0

As a medical student, I find this hard to believe.

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linyah 11

and as a cna it is possible. It is called being impacted with a nice hard solid mass of crap. It sucks ass and if not taken care of it will get to this point and soon death. Really sucks.

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dreamweaver1227 11

Your colon can rupture when you're backed up like that. It's a very real thing.

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BILMAN 0

FAKE!!!!! YOU are the faeces! and Le4Rn2Sp3LL

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omigod 0

now u know what it is like to shoot a "two girls one cup" video

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meadowlark 0

Such is the medical profession. Gross, but get used to it.

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krupster 0

If this is true, FYL! Hope no one else was in the room to see that...

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wholegrain 0

That is just digusting.?

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itsLozz 0

crap & puke comes out different ends. how did you get it ALL on you? poor you..

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suchacreep 0

F her life more, though it's bad enough for you.

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popoman 0

Her bowels were blocked, so her shit was backing up into her stomach, you illiterate ****. **** her life wayyyyyyyyyyyyy more for having shit in her stomach and having to taste it.

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