Happy America Day Mofos!

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Today, I was out on a leisurely jog. Out of nowhere, a car slowed down in the street, and a passenger screamed "HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, MOTHERFUCKER," before tossing a lit Roman Candle at my feet. FML
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ironichalibut 24

He had the curtesy to just throw it on the ground and not hold it at face level? That's the spirit of the holiday right there

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trbuson 11

You didn't send your bald eagle after them?

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lspartz 6

Ok I hope I don't get down votes for this but can someone explain to me what a Roman candle is?

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trbuson 11

It's a type of firework that allows the user to shoot off multiple flares into the sky. Well at least it should be towards the sky.

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RedWingSD 6

We used to have fights with them shoot em at each other luckily none of us had any aim at the time lol!!!!!!!

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Neyuu 18

For future reference, Google is your friend.

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monnanon 13

for future reference asking people to search on google shows you are too thick to answer the question yourself.

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Neyuu 18

The question was already answered. Why should I answer it again?

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kaymi 17

Motherfuckers like that is most of the reason why I don't like to be out at certain hours on the 4th. I been through a similar experience. People are idiots.

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jw90 18

He's just got holiday spirit ya know.

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Shmatterhorn 38

Sounds like they were full of spirits that tend to come from a bottle.

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football98_fml 20

well, happy 4th of july!

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facepunch 4

I don't see how this guy deserves it in anyway

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