Intimacy: Hangry sex

Hangry sex

By Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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How could you?

By datingmrpicky - 22/08/2011 03:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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Dirty talk

By Username - 24/02/2010 15:06

Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

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By fuckadaisical - 06/12/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

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By elisimo - 24/01/2012 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML

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Not now

By anonymous - 02/02/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML

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By fmysexlife - 27/07/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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BRicci17 4

Friday 6 April 2012 8:08

At least he didn't ask you to make it.

DEzey 0

Friday 6 April 2012 8:08

Gotta refill the calories he's burning.

Comments

jtthegr8 26

Friday 6 April 2012 8:17

That's a choking hazard...

that1guyyy 12

Friday 6 April 2012 8:54

So is his dick.

coldashell 23

Friday 6 April 2012 8:18

Was the sandwich already made? Making a sandwich requires the sexy time to stop. Just finish then eat.

bizarre_ftw 21

Friday 6 April 2012 22:00

Not necessarily......

Crimsos 4

Friday 6 April 2012 8:19

It's very obvious that you have sex with a manly man.

SilverGTP99 8

Friday 6 April 2012 16:23

A manly man wouldn't ask. He would just dew it.

imsoboss91 5

Friday 6 April 2012 8:22

Like a boss

glee_club 0

Monday 9 April 2012 19:45

You need both hands and your mouth in order to pleasure a girl.

tehwolfling 13

Friday 6 April 2012 8:23

Seriously, how does this crap get on to the site?

ycrem0n 21

Friday 6 April 2012 8:23

Eating a sandwich while hotdog sandwiched - Seems legit.

nateb123 4

Friday 6 April 2012 8:25

I suspect it was supposed to be a kind gesture but he made the honest mistake of confusing eating and eating out.

Michael_92 20

Friday 6 April 2012 8:28

Let him, he will have more energy to be spent ;)

BrysGirl27 14

Saturday 7 April 2012 7:10

Brain food;p

simpleman124 1

Friday 6 April 2012 8:29

Need some food? Why not sandwich?

gonad_gobbler 1

Friday 6 April 2012 8:33

Deny him op, my girlfriend and I tried this once, mistook her nipple for a slice of pepperoni. What a tragic evening that was.

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