Love, Embarrassing and Awkward: Hanging

Hanging

By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 389

You deserved it 17 989

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Same thing different taste

By oops - 19/11/2014 17:03 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 101

You deserved it 8 350

By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 188

You deserved it 6 381

By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 333

You deserved it 7 438

By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 880

You deserved it 12 540

Sorry Sharon

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 624

You deserved it 222

Big one

By Cnscott0205 - 17/11/2019 14:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 807

You deserved it 263

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 421

You deserved it 9 047

Show off

By a stupid jackass - 22/06/2012 01:28 - United States - New York

Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 937

You deserved it 37 544

By babymine - 09/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 051

You deserved it 2 955

Free hugs

By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 664

You deserved it 53 175

zakkyzebra 11

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:14

"**** first base, this bitch is mine!"

namhowell 6

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:12

Well you at least got that much action even if you 2 never go out.

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tateh22 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:44

Thats even better!?

Zaffro 8

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:44

Next time aim for a low five and see where your hand ends up.

Absurd101 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:48

AWWWWWW YEAH getting kinky on us are we?

redrumbear 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:54

That's what you want us to think.

Tesaatje 12

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:55

What's the problem?

avi1981 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:27

I agree...what happened next?

BeautifulDemonKP 4

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:58

woah woah woah how bad can your aim get? Sorry OP FYL

YayFlameWarz 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:03

Well did god make em or Kmart?

cyanidesandwich 21

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:03

well atleast you got a high five, just not with her hand...

DeathBunny218 37

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:03

high five's never work if you're the only one who knows it's going to happen -.-

rawrmooface 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:09

and? what she do?

number0 8

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:09

Why is this an FML? This is clearly winning.

Squit_fml 16

Sunday 31 July 2011 14:58

I definitely would NOT care if the hand were mine.

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Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML

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Today, my so-called feminist daughter somehow found out I briefly worked as a prostitute when she was a teenager, and has stopped speaking to me. I haven’t the heart to tell her it was the only way I could afford to send her to college. FML

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You deserved it 343

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I agree, your life sucks 641

You deserved it 168

Today, I've got two family members over to stay. So far, I have found a dirty Q-Tip, a nasty toe nail and had to clean up period blood from toilets, bin, and the floor. FML

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You deserved it 149

Hanging

Same thing different taste

Sorry Sharon

Big one

Show off

Free hugs

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