Love, Weird and Gun control: Gun nut

Gun nut

By missbrit - 04/02/2011 07:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding things into its barrel. We then watched 'Enemy at the Gates'. I basically endured 4 hours of gun porn. FML

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Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

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SEXY!

By Anonymous - 20/03/2014 02:43 - United States - Canyon

Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML

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Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML

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No kinkshaming, but come on…

By Erik Monkey - 27/04/2022 07:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my girlfriend finally showed me the porn she likes to watch. Amputees were involved. FML

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By NOKHAN - 25/10/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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By Notaplacetogo - 17/02/2013 06:45 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML

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By fmysexlife - 27/07/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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Friday 4 February 2011 17:07

You're just jealous that it wasn't you getting stripped, oiled and having things slid into your "barrel."

super3286 14

Friday 4 February 2011 16:09

that's guntastic

Comments

theforcethatdriv 0

Friday 4 February 2011 23:21

16 I agree

hogeybear 0

Friday 4 February 2011 23:50

gay

emoverlord 0

Friday 4 February 2011 23:57

ur bf is a ******* weirdo..time to find a new one :D

Dam1tcartman101 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 0:10

that's a good movie

cul8r 4

Saturday 5 February 2011 0:20

What a douchebag! On the other hand, now you might be able to work the gun when the zombie apocalypse comes! ;-)

thebigblue 2

Saturday 5 February 2011 0:39

It's good for you. I hope you paid attention. Everyone should know how to operate a firearm.

XxdarkangelxX13 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 1:46

sounds exciting!! -_-

Shalamar 4

Saturday 5 February 2011 2:03

He "forced" you? Were you tied to a chair? I would've been out of there. (For the record, my boyfriend did the same thing with me when we were dating, only he was working on a car instead of a gun. I got up and told him I was leaving because I was bored out of my mind.)