Animals: Gullible

Gullible

By BoringFucker - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

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saIty 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:32

Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*

thinkPlNK 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:32

unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D

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melibear89 7

Tuesday 7 February 2012 3:04

What an idiot. Make her look like the Dumb shit that she is by proving her that they do exist In front of a group of people.

SoultheWolf 19

Tuesday 7 February 2012 3:07

Your girlfriend is a moron.. Take her to an aquarium to prove her wrong.

jayellef 3

Tuesday 7 February 2012 3:09

What's worse? Her openly mocking you about the existence of sea horses or the fact that you're with a dumb ass?

aceangel6 4

Tuesday 7 February 2012 3:13

....just show her these comments...

harkerk87 3

Tuesday 7 February 2012 3:13

Ur life isn't f'd u just have a gf that's obviously a space case

harkerk87 3

Tuesday 7 February 2012 3:13

Ur life isn't f'd u just have a gf that's obviously a space case

Clamcreepy 7

Tuesday 7 February 2012 3:14

Sounds like your girlfriend head is a gloomy you really need to enlighten her with some knowledge and fast.

RockVolley09 8

Tuesday 7 February 2012 3:15

I don't think I could stay with someone that dumb.

quite_bored 9

Tuesday 7 February 2012 4:44

Good luck finding anyone these days then.

brock329 3

Tuesday 7 February 2012 5:34

Agreed

fedora11 12

Tuesday 7 February 2012 3:15

Just run dude. Run far away.

Mearemoi 14

Tuesday 7 February 2012 3:15

Seahorses are as fictional as her stupidity.

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