Guilty

By jamienicole1993 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Savannah

Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML
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ifunnyftw 10

Reply: "Before you ask if I called the cops, the answer is yes."

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iAmPaul 49

Yes, you can edit on mobile. On any platform, you have up to 2 minutes to edit it after you post the original comment.

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dark_angel4121 12

You're ex is so stupid. He/she just admitted to destroying your property. That's ground for suing the shit out of them and filing a restraining order. You dated a dumb-ass.

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pandalover69 26

She doesn't need to sue but she does need file charges against him. If the damage costs enough it could be a felony charge which means jail time. He'll most likely have to pay her back anyway. He screwed himself by admitting it in that text that it was him.

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Charles900 16

That's what you call "People's Exhibit A"

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born_hustla 26

So OP, what did you do to deserve such an unpleasant surprise ?

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OgBloodRaven 10

Enough information to let you know he/she did it but vague enough to get away with it in court. They are an evil mastermind! Run...

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wvcheesehead 13

Exaggerate when you ask what they did in text... did you break my window and steal my stereo? they may reply with, no I just broke the window... that is a police technique.

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TheGolfGTI 24

Not on the app. Browser, maybe. Whoops. Nevermind. I just edited this comment.

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Not on the Windows Phone app. No editing whatsoever. Of course, the WP app is absolute ass anyways.

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