Pranks, Dad jokes and Love: Good one, dad - FML

Good one, dad

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was almost done getting ready for a really big date, when I heard my dad call for help from outside. I rushed downstairs and out the door, only to be ambushed and showered by my father with the garden hose. FML

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notsocrazee 0

Friday 17 June 2011 23:53

invite your date to get splashed too :)

rawrdiinosaurrz 0

Friday 17 June 2011 23:54

i bet your date wished you were wearing a white shirt!

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tigerkyle92 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:20

epic win by your dad!

xLuKeYx 1

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:25

If they don't appreciate the funny side of that, they're probably not worth being with in the first place. Although I can see why it would suck for you, obviously.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Saturday 18 June 2011 2:30

What if they had reservations somewhere and now run late because s/he has to fix themselves up again? Or trying to make a movie that only runs three times a day and this is the last showing? I can appreciate the humor to an extent but it's still an annoying move on the dad's part, and I would be a bit miffed if I was the OP or their date. It might be hard for someone to appreciate the humor in the moment so I wouldn't use that as any kind of scale for whether they are worth hanging around or not.

Xathanos 16

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:30

Well, assuming OP is female, now her date knows that she's wet

XxHunterHavocxX 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:44

He got you wet in preparation for the date haha. I can only imagine how many thumbs down I'm gonna get for this comment...

spartan522114 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:51

So far zero...

some1azn 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:55

Well, you got my thumbs up. :P

Iwashere12345 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:47

what are the odds, on the night you had a date...

KLern 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 2:37

sabotage... that mother ******...

Ali_Br_fml 33

Saturday 18 June 2011 3:11

yes, he is... But that's how OP's mom became a mother...

KLern 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 4:07

touché Ali, touché.

eminemchick 19

Saturday 18 June 2011 3:17

sorry lol his pic used to be zohan. now its a hobo with a sign.i love this guys pictures

Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Saturday 18 June 2011 4:03

already wet I see ;)

grrritsolivia 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 4:09

Nice username :P

sweetazz05 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 4:31

he probably didn't mean any harm, just thought it would be a good joke! I sure think it was!

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