Good one, dad

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was almost done getting ready for a really big date, when I heard my dad call for help from outside. I rushed downstairs and out the door, only to be ambushed and showered by my father with the garden hose. FML
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Top comments

notsocrazee 0

invite your date to get splashed too :)

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rawrdiinosaurrz 0

i bet your date wished you were wearing a white shirt!

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PapaCool_fml 0

Hate when my daughter is getting ready each weeked for "the big date" hanging in bathroom for hours and l have to wash my arse after taking scap with garden hose instead of warm shower. Well done to father of yours!!!

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slkdw 1

so you're saying that you take a shower after every crap you take?

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PapaCool_fml 0

Yes. You not? Even muslims are using water instead of toilet paper. Disgusting. If l got leach shit l cant hold anymore l use wet wipes I got always on me and 1st thing at home is arse wash as l get home.

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PapaCool_fml 0

Yes. You not? Its not middleages anymore. Disgusting. If l got leach shit l cant hold anymore l use wet wipes I got always on me and 1st thing at home is arse wash as l get home.

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sirsquab 12

Toilet paper was created for a reason, you know. On a related note, so was soap and sinks.

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zach456 0

hahaha thats a good dad right there

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DropDeadSerena 0

sucks for you

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ifailplzinsultme 0

I'm sure you'll end up wet on the date anyways

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jennrae 0

someone's uptight and doesn't enjoy having a father with a sense of humor

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Deadzombie 2

you still live at home, fyl. you're dads a moron, also fyl

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cockulus 0

does it even say what age they are? dumbass

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awesomegirl2s98 1

It's ok, We all get water hose ambushed at one point.

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