Good boys always win

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she felt bad that her puppy was lonely while we dated. FML
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ThiQQ 9

But doesn't it make you feel better that there's one less sad puppy dog? c:

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amifaiyaz 12

That's the worst break up excuse I've read.

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mjzgirl1995 6

That's an excuse basically bc a dog or puppy or any other animal should never get in the way of love.

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JimmyRustle25 6

No, she broke up with you because she didn't like you. Sorry dude.

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

Sounds to me like there's another (alpha) dog out there she's making happy instead of you. FYL

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babygrrl257 11

You sure thats not just same lame excuse so she didnt feel bad about dumping you?

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courtneybelle718 9

A girls gotta have her priorities straight.

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Sheepboy 12

This is one of those situations that you can use as example when someone asks you what the phrase "dodged a bullet" means.

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