Embarrassing, Dogs, Facebook and Animals: Good boy

Good boy

By bonertoolong - 23/11/2011 08:19 - United States

Today, I tried to teach my dog tricks. Somehow, I thought it would be easier if I physically showed my dog how to roll, so I rolled on the floor in front of my dog. My sister recorded me and posted it on Facebook. Now everyone thinks I'm an idiot and my dog still can't roll. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2015 09:11 - United Kingdom

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Today, I tripped over my dog and landed on my face while trying to prove to my father that I can walk and chew gum at the same time. FML

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By TrainedBF - 12/09/2009 12:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she uses at work. I commented on how the dogs must be stupid to fall for such simple tricks, to which she replied, "They worked on you." FML

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By Kelsiiii - 11/03/2020 03:00

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By Suomynona - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Hamburg

Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 00:28 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I learned my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap, which is like a long strip of bandage. I learned this when she tried to pass it in the yard today, and could only do so with my help. It seemed to never end. FML

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By nattnatt73 - 10/09/2016 07:07 - United States - Marion

Today, my dog brought me his squeaky toy to throw for him. I went to throw it down the hallway but it hit the door and bounced about a foot in front of him. He just stared at me for a minute like I was dumb, then took it to my boyfriend to throw. I disappoint even my dog. FML

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By owmyballs - 17/12/2009 16:34 - Thailand

Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML

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Wednesday 23 November 2011 16:43

Monkey see, monkey post on Facebook.

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Wednesday 23 November 2011 16:41

Try rolling again? Your dogs bound to get it sooner or later.

Comments

IDKKK69 0

Friday 25 November 2011 7:58

Cool story brah

IDKKK69 0

Friday 25 November 2011 8:00

Um... What?

TatumIshMeh 0

Friday 25 November 2011 17:28

Oh, that was you? ;]

roxtarr 4

Friday 25 November 2011 17:35

I guess you cant teach an old dog new tricks

moodyreallyrocks 27

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:46

Don't you just LOVE new technology!!!!! I remember the days when in order to embarrass someone with a video, we had to send it to America's Funniest Videos!!!!!!