Food, Scams and Money: Go to jail, donut pass go

GUYS. I was/am typing on an iPod. Forgive me for my mistakes. Principal- Its a way to spell it. I'd- the -'d was a mistake, but it can be short for had too.

HunterAlpha1 8

Friday 3 June 2011 7:16

i've got a feeling that the principle will be out of a job soon

roeroe66 0

Friday 3 June 2011 12:06

I love donuts

LIVE2FAIL 0

Friday 3 June 2011 22:22

theres an app for that

ZenK_fml 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 9:30

fat bitch. I hope you report her

SeaNDouble 1

Monday 6 June 2011 19:46

you should sue her for stealing your donuts!! I mean donations!

em_g_martin 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 17:41

My principal does the same, but she spends the money on twinkies.

Dingo69 1

Friday 10 June 2011 0:36

Damn. Your principal must be fat as ****

Quall1357 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 20:46

fatty.

hollydebbie23 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 8:02

she should get a detention!

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