Food, Pizza and Miscellaneous: Gimme the pizza

Gimme the pizza

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza over the phone from Pizza Hut. I turned at the store and waited for over 25 minutes. When they saw me sitting there for such a long time, they eventually asked what i was waiting for. I'd called the wrong Pizza Hut. FML

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cucuto89 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:48

"hello, is my pizza ready yet?" all you had to say.......

red_wings 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:49

Pizza Hut has one number and they then ask you the area you are in and dispatch you to the closest one!

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amazinggbaby 2

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:11

way makes something fml worthy? it's just a funny story to tell which is exactly what fml was made for.

TattsNdVodka 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 20:34

this isn't FML worthy at all...

Western_park 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 9:10

Ydi

Aero_x 21

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:46

Haha, dude sorry, but this is so funny!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 9 October 2022 23:33

No one out-pizzas the Hut. But the Hut can apparently outsmart a lot of people.

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