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By Leyla - 14/07/2012 07:09 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By SLA - 23/03/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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By lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

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You deserved it 7 640

By junior - 11/04/2010 08:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

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You deserved it 46 425

By tony456 - 11/07/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

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By prdept. - 09/03/2011 17:12 - France

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML

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Alexa, play "Cannonball" by The Breeders

By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 17:00

Today, I was getting frisky with my husband under the covers in bed. My son decided to run into our room and cannonball on top of my husband. This startled him, which caused him to bite me. FML

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By Ashley - 07/09/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML

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You deserved it 25 271

Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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You deserved it 31 354

uglycrow 5

Saturday 14 July 2012 16:11

Lock your doors?

robc32ca 4

Saturday 14 July 2012 16:11

Lock your door or don't do it while the family is home.

Comments

1Hannahs 4

Sunday 15 July 2012 1:17

This happened to me yesterday! It was horrible. Poor kid, if only he really knew what we were doing! Lmao :)

kay_princess14 7

Sunday 15 July 2012 2:36

Akward 3 some

johnnyhye 1

Sunday 15 July 2012 2:53

Well that's better than him actually knowing

Judahsh 8

Sunday 15 July 2012 4:22

I think everyone lost that match

brill33 7

Sunday 15 July 2012 5:01

I love wrestling

Fricktion 3

Sunday 15 July 2012 7:41

"Well, this one time my little brother joined my boyfriend and I...."

JakesLife101 0

Sunday 15 July 2012 8:10

I've learned my lesson about knocking first *chill running down spine*

rockurheart 9

Sunday 15 July 2012 14:00

lol! , sooooo... who won the fight?;D

scottsteiner 1

Sunday 15 July 2012 14:18

STONE COLD STONE COLD BAH GAWD ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE- JR

Marissa1586 18

Sunday 15 July 2012 14:33

Someone needs a lock on their door. Heh heh heh

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