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By Leyla - 14/07/2012 07:09 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By SLA - 23/03/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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By lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

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By junior - 11/04/2010 08:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

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By tony456 - 11/07/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

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By prdept. - 09/03/2011 17:12 - France

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 17:00

Today, I was getting frisky with my husband under the covers in bed. My son decided to run into our room and cannonball on top of my husband. This startled him, which caused him to bite me. FML

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By Ashley - 07/09/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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uglycrow 5

Saturday 14 July 2012 16:11

Lock your doors?

robc32ca 4

Saturday 14 July 2012 16:11

Lock your door or don't do it while the family is home.

Comments

Nyankat5 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 11:36

Hawkward.

GetTheFuckOut 7

Friday 20 July 2012 4:15

Lol. That's kind of cute. What the little boy did of course. As for the whole situation, not so ******* much.

HeartOfLead 24

Friday 20 July 2012 4:47

And the little brother wins! Now he should rest in his room or something while you and your mate have three elimination rounds.

justhadtosaytht 0

Friday 20 July 2012 12:35

"wow! Mommy's winning! :D"

JessicaaBaril 0

Saturday 21 July 2012 20:13

Omg thats embarassing.

s0ulslack 20

Monday 23 July 2012 17:32

So who won the match?

austin1414 3

Monday 30 July 2012 11:40

I definitely read this as "Today, I was having sex with my little brother..." took a few glances before I read it correctly.

daisiebud 18

Thursday 9 August 2012 1:30

Yeah, seriously. Who has sex with the door unlocked when there's people in the house?

foxholeathiest 4

Sunday 26 August 2012 21:11

Does that count as a threesome?

dr3amcatchr 2

Monday 27 August 2012 4:11

Hahahahahaha This is sooooo funny

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