Coworkers, Scary and Work: Freaked out - FML

Freaked out

By Ain't going nowhere - 24/06/2015 18:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, I politely asked a coworker to stop sticking his chewed-up gum to my desk. It's now 10:57 pm and my tires are slashed. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 11/07/2012 05:29 - United States - Dallas

Today, my boss asked me if he could pay me in gum. Thinking he was playing around, I agreed. He wasn't playing around. FML

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Help yourself

By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 22:00

Today my boss went digging through my drawer, took a pack of gum, and told me I got him the wrong flavor. He kept it anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2014 17:24 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was walking to a job interview. I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground. Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses. I couldn't get it out in time for the interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2015 16:17 - Cyprus - Paphos

Today, a new employee started at our office. She's about 18, barely does any work, chews gum loudly, has no manners, and happens to sit right next to me. She also threatens to report me for harassment whenever I politely ask her to not bash my chair with the back of her chair. FML

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By sickofthisshit - 02/07/2016 16:43 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML

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Fanny flutters

By Crosby - 19/04/2024 09:00 - United States - Madison

Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML

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I can't help it!

By ssssssssuck a dick, boss - 18/08/2013 17:29 - United States - Kalispell

Today, my manager took me aside and angrily told me to quit fucking about with our customers. He totally refuses to believe that the slight whistling sound I keep making when I exhale is because I have a chipped tooth. FML

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By nocat6 - 15/09/2014 03:07 - United States - Northville

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML

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You deserved it 3 061

Gummy

By speechless - 02/11/2010 17:20 - Canada

Today, I had a toothache and applied some numbing gel to soothe the pain. Too much came out and made my whole mouth numb. A man came into my work, thought I was making fun of his lisp, and stormed out really upset. He later called to complain about me. The boss just called me to his office. FML

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By splitzville - 16/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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Pinkiss_fml 21

Thursday 25 June 2015 9:20

There must be something the management can do. Are there any cameras in the area where you're parked? Did you park in the employee parking area? Have you reported it to the police?

Cagara_fml 10

Thursday 25 June 2015 9:38

Report him to management. I am sorry OP some people are just assholes

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trevorboii 12

Thursday 25 June 2015 9:50

that escalated quickly .

daddysgirl243 21

Thursday 25 June 2015 9:51

immature assholes

BranzerMyDoggie 10

Thursday 25 June 2015 9:53

A huge overreaction on the Co workers part. Although it depends on what OPs version of 'politely' is.

Hammer1722 19

Thursday 25 June 2015 10:05

Slash his throat

xXAHXx112 13

Thursday 25 June 2015 10:14

thats a bit extreme just over some chewing gum. ask your boss if the car lot has security cameras, if so see if you can see him doing it and get him to pay for the damages. No reason at all to be that childish

boofuckinhoo 15

Thursday 25 June 2015 10:25

What is wrong with your co worker?? Report him! That is so immature !

thecrazymancan 17

Thursday 25 June 2015 19:20

What makes you so sure it was him?

ConstantlyAnna 8

Thursday 25 June 2015 10:58

Wowzers! That is horrible. Sorry to hear that. Some people really have anger management issues!

writerchic85 25

Thursday 25 June 2015 11:12

Do you know for sure it was him?

Kevin5475845 15

Thursday 25 June 2015 11:13

cut off his balls, doesn't need them anymore. make sure he eats them up too

RealSuperSand 21

Thursday 25 June 2015 21:50

You sound like a bigger psychopath than his coworker, get some help dude.

wheelchairchick 11

Thursday 25 June 2015 11:30

call the police he is crazy.

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